Imouto ga Ji ni Natta node Zayaku o Irete Yatta Ken (妹が痔になったので座薬を入れてやった件) Review

I’ve never had hemorrhoids, so I have no idea how much they hurt.

And since I’ve never had them, I don’t really get how you’re supposed to treat them either. Someone told me it’s basically your asshole rotting, and only suppositories will do… okay, maybe that’s crude, but it’s the truth. Internal, external, mixed — I never bothered learning the difference, which is why I’m saying all this: I genuinely don’t know whether a person can shove a suppository up their own butt.

And since I don’t know that, some game premises just leave me lost… like this one, Nukige Imouto ga Ji ni Natta node Zayaku o Irete Yatta Ken (妹が痔になったので座薬を入れてやった件).

Strictly speaking it’s not a game… it’s more like a novel, one serialized on Shousetsuka ni Narou. And don’t go thinking Narou is some prestigious place — it’s a total grab bag in there. This particular novel, for instance, is an erotic novel.

What’s an erotic novel? Adult literature! Porn! Get it?

The plot is dead simple: one day the little sister comes to the protagonist saying she might have hemorrhoids, is too embarrassed to see a doctor, and asks him to look up how to treat it online…

So the brother reads that you need suppositories. The sister buys some, finds she can’t get one up her own ass, and asks her brother to do it for her…

Having to stick a suppository in his sister every day gets to be too much for him. After the job’s done he heads back to his room and jerks off, and of course she catches him…

Then she says: “Jerking off in your room all the time must suck. Why not just do it in front of me…”

And things escalate from there: “Doing it yourself must suck. Why not let your little sister do it for you…”

And naturally it ends up at “Jerking off must suck. Why not just try having sex.”

Then they bang, and the game’s over…

After that it unlocks some extra short chapters, which introduce the sister’s classmate. This classmate… honestly feels like she got lured in by the sister. She says she’s curious and wants to see a big dick, so she ties the protagonist up and threatens to cut his dick off… no wait, to look at it.

And then the development you’re expecting happens… indescribable.

This game… I don’t even know what to say. First, credit where it’s due: the art is good. For a doujin game it’s at commercial quality. The story, though…

It’s literally copy-pasted from the novel, isn’t it?!

If you’re bored enough to look up the original, you’ll find this game just crudely pasted it in. It’ll dump a full screen of text on you at the drop of a hat, with voice acting only during dialogue — no standard text box, just walls of text. And the original’s writing quality… honestly, not high. The metaphors and descriptions are pretty cringe, roughly the level of something like Kikou Shoujo wa Kizutsukanai, and the grammar isn’t great either — it’s all kana, and even the sex scenes are a stretch. The art and the CV performances are the only things holding it up.

The two CVs are actually famous people. The sister is voiced by Hoaki Noa, who is really Akino Hana. I figured that out by ear, but the Japanese are on another level — they deduced it from the name:

The classmate’s CV, Angaya Kei, should be Inokuchi Yuka, another person with a mountain of aliases, though I’m not very familiar with her.

So this game is just a simple little thing: take an erotic novel, add voice acting and a few illustrations, ship it. And it wasn’t made with much care — not a single word of the original changed, no text box either. Considering it only sells for 700 yen, though, it’s about worth the price. Oh, and worth mentioning: maybe because it’s a doujin work, the mosaic is extremely thin — so thin it’s practically nonexistent… you can see the hair on the dick. Not that it does anything for me, I’m not gay, so what’s the point?

In the end I’m left with one question…

Seriously… does an anal suppository really need another person’s help to go in?

Does Japan not have those stick-on-belly-button hemorrhoid cures?

And while we’re at it, can sticking something on your belly button actually cure hemorrhoids?

Can someone answer that for me?