Onii-chan, Kiss no Junbi wa Mada Desu ka? Ecchi no Junbi mo Mada Desu ka? (お兄ちゃん、キッスの準備はまだですか? エッチの準備もまだですか?) Review

Xuebi’s surname is Wang, and he’s the only son in the family.

By “only son” I don’t mean anything special—it’s just that he’s the only boy in this household.

Wang Xuebi’s mom runs an antique knick-knack shop, but she’s scary fertile. After popping out Wang Xuebi, she went on to have four girls in a row: Wang Asahi, Wang Sayo, Wang Mahiru, and Wang Yayoi. The four girls have completely different personalities, but they’ve got one thing in common—they inherited their mom’s genes, and each one is prettier than the last.

Of course, as the only boy, i.e. the only big brother in the family, Wang Xuebi looks… a little unfortunate. Probably because his mother spoiled him rotten, Wang Xuebi’s waistline has gotten another ring around it lately, and he’s about to need a custom belt.

His classmates all call him “fatty,” but Wang Xuebi doesn’t mind at all. He’s the eldest son, the only male—and more importantly, he has four pretty sisters. Even more importantly, all four of those pretty sisters are crazy about him.

Wang Xuebi has never interacted with other women. He’s got four knockout girls right at home—why go out and get stuck in traffic? So whenever his female classmates give him a look of disgust, Wang Xuebi fires back a look of contempt.

“Fatty, you’re so fat you’re dripping grease, it’s gross.” “I hear he’s a siscon too, always tangled up with his sisters.” “Last time Lin Xian, the guy next door to the fatty’s house, said he saw the fatso taking turns kissing his sisters! I almost threw up just thinking about it.” “Holy shit, for real?!”

The chattering girls can’t hold back this explosive rumor any longer, and their shrill voices get even more piercing.

Naturally, Wang Xuebi doesn’t give a shit about these gossips. After all, what they’re saying is true.

“So what if I kiss my sisters? It’s a family tradition!”

Wang Xuebi’s family has a very peculiar rule: to deepen the bonds between family members, everyone has to kiss each other every day. His mom came up with this rule—probably because she got dumped by old man Wang, she stopped trusting anyone…

Unless you kiss her.

So Wang Xuebi’s house has this bizarre morning scene: every day, the four sisters line up, waiting to kiss Wang Xuebi.

“Big bro~ today’s kiss~ mmm—wah~” little Asahi very proactively offers up her cherry lips. “Come on, let’s kiss~” Sayo is very calm, and even sticks out her tongue when kissing. “……” Mahiru says nothing, gives Wang Xuebi a peck, and looks slightly annoyed. “Where do you think you’re going!” Wang Xuebi grabs the youngest, Yayoi, as she tries to run, pins her hands down, and forces his thick, greasy lips—still slick from the fried egg he just ate—onto hers.

Finally Wang Xuebi doesn’t forget to kiss his mom. Mom’s an old hand at this; kissing doesn’t faze her anymore. In her view, her daughters still need to learn a thing or two and raise their technique level.

Someone asks Wang Xuebi, “Hey dumbass fatty, they all say you’re a siscon—is it true?”

“Of course~” Wang Xuebi admits cheerfully, and even lifts up his T-shirt, which is stretched tight over his two nipple-bumps, reading “I Love my sisters.” Wang Xuebi makes sure everyone gets a clear look at his siscon resolve.

“Look!” Wang Xuebi says while showing off the T-shirt, “My sisters gave it to me!”

The women nearby quickly gather around and start whispering…

Actually, whether Wang Xuebi is a siscon or not, even he isn’t sure. He just figures his sisters are always clinging to him, and he can’t find any other girls, so free meat is free meat—why refuse, right?

So Wang Xuebi’s actions toward his sisters get bolder and bolder. Of course, the sisters are happy to go along with it. Sisters love their brother, brother loves his sisters—nothing wrong with that.

“Big bro~ who are you sleeping with tonight~” At night, the four sisters stand before Wang Xuebi. If you know, it’s one of the family rules; if you don’t, you’d think it’s a hostess club picking girls.

“Then I’ll pick Asahi!” Wang Xuebi says after thinking it over. Actually, Wang Xuebi has a hobby—he likes girls in black tights. And his sister Wang Asahi wears sheer black tights with a pretty low denier every day. Just looking at them, Wang Xuebi gets hard.

“Me?” Asahi feels nervous as she walks toward her brother.

Today Asahi is wearing a summer girly outfit. Her white blouse has absorbed some sweat from the high indoor temperature, revealing her flesh-toned skin. Her just-developing chest rises and falls with her nervous, rapid breathing, and glistening sweat drops are visible in the hollow of her collarbone. Wang Xuebi can’t help but swallow.

Asahi’s lower half is a plaid skirt, its length sitting at that ambiguous three inches above the knee. Her slender legs are in black tights, showing off perfect curves. She’s not wearing slippers indoors, and you can see a hint of flesh tone from her toes.

The other sisters sigh and turn back to their rooms, and Asahi can only follow Wang Xuebi to his room.

Once they’re inside, it doesn’t take long before Wang Xuebi pins his sister down…

“W-what are you doing…” Asahi half-resists.

“What am I doing?” Wang Xuebi yanks open Asahi’s skirt. Deep within the black tights, white panties are visible, and through the semi-transparent black fabric you can’t hide the pink pattern and little bow on the panties.

“W-why are you in such a hurry!” Asahi is still struggling. “Ow, it tickles~”

Before she can finish, Wang Xuebi has already stuck out his tongue and started sucking on his sister’s fingertips. The foot through the black tights has a strange texture; his tongue brushes back and forth, feeling the dry friction of the tights and the skin he can touch through them, giving Wang Xuebi immense pleasure.

“Ah~~ stop~ it tickles~ don’t~” Asahi is still struggling, but Wang Xuebi is like a wild beast, his tongue roaming nimbly over his sister’s legs—from her toes, to her knees, then to her inner thighs, getting closer and closer to that deep place.

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Wang Xuebi doesn’t care about the wetness under his sister’s skirt; he grabs her ankles with his left and right hands and pushes up hard.

“Ah… it hurts, stop~” Asahi’s moans suddenly get louder.

Wang Xuebi lets go and sees a small hole in the bunched-up tights between his sister’s legs. He digs in with two fingers, working left and right…

“Rrrip~~” The black tights tear a big hole. Wang Xuebi keeps pulling, and the whole pair of tights is ripped wide open, exposing his sister’s fair skin and the damp panties between her legs.

“N-no… don’t look!” Asahi tries to cover up with her hands, but Wang Xuebi isn’t about to give her that chance. Without realizing it, he’s already undone his belt, grabbed his sister’s ankles, and spread her legs into an M shape.

“Stop~~ stop… doing that” Asahi’s weak hands try to pull her skirt down, but it’s too late.

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Wang Xuebi and his sister lie under the covers, and she looks at her brother’s profile and smiles quietly.

Actually, this is already routine for Wang Xuebi. Sometimes the sisters will keep changing outfits to please their brother.

“Actually, I know you’ve been into this lately,” Asahi says shyly, pulling the blanket up to cover half her face. “Last time I saw it in your room… in that kind of book… it had stuff like this in it.”

Wang Xuebi knows his stash of dirty books has been discovered by his sister again.

Actually this has become an unspoken secret between Wang Xuebi and his sisters. Wang Xuebi sleeps with his sisters every night, and Mom doesn’t mind—after all, the sisters are still young.

Of course, all sorts of things happen when you sleep together, right? This time with Asahi was just one of many. And their mother still doesn’t know about Wang Xuebi’s relations with his four biological sisters.

The relationship between Wang Xuebi and his sisters has become even more subtle, and even more brazen. A guy who’s unpopular outside the home can flirt with four beauties—isn’t that heaven on earth? So what if they’re his sisters?

“Come~ give me a smooch~~~”

Early in the morning, Wang Xuebi puffs out his fat lips and waits for his sisters to line up for kisses.

“No~” The eldest sister, Mahiru, is cooking. “I’m still making breakfast, I’ll kiss you later~”

“No no no no no~” Wang Xuebi throws a tantrum, shaking his head side to side, the skin on his face stretching outward with centrifugal force.

“But my hands are all greasy…”

“Then make me a bento and I’ll forgive you.”

“Okay, okay, I’ll make you a bento.”

“I want one with a heart shape!” Wang Xuebi says in a deliberately babyish voice. “Otherwise I! Won’t! Eat it!”

With every word, Wang Xuebi shakes his head, and the skin on his whole face wobbles along with it.

“Okay, okay~” Mahiru agrees.

“My sisters are the best, your brother loves you to death!” Wang Xuebi is excited like a child, flailing his arms, dancing with wild joy.

“You’re the best too, big bro!” Mahiru answers sweetly.

“Mahiru is so cute, I get hard just looking at you.” Wang Xuebi shamelessly touches his crotch and laughs a little embarrassedly.

“It’s fine, just remember to sleep with me tonight.” Mahiru laughs too.

…………

If the days we live have colors, Wang Xuebi’s life is peach pink.

This peach-pink life is watched by his neighbor Lin Xian, who’s jealous to the core.

Originally Wang Xuebi was just kissing his sisters every day, over 20 kisses a day, but now he’s started openly selecting consorts and having relations with his sisters. Sometimes there are loud moans in the middle of the night, keeping Lin Xian awake and full of fantasies.

Finally one day, Lin Xian overhears that Wang Xuebi’s old mom still doesn’t know he’s been fooling around with his sisters. Lin Xian knows his chance has come and immediately rats Wang Xuebi out to his mom.

………………

And so this unknown secret is discovered by Wang Xuebi’s mom after all.

Mom calls Wang Xuebi and the four sisters together. The atmosphere is serious.

“Have you all… done H stuff?”

Wang Xuebi nods, and the sisters all nod too.

“Who… with who? Did… H… stuff?” Mom doesn’t quite understand what this means.

“Every… one…” Wang Xuebi’s voice is as quiet as a mosquito.

“Why… did you do this…?”

“Because…” Wang Xuebi is at a loss for words.

“Why? You’re biological siblings!” Mom’s voice sounds hurt.

“Because… I love my sisters! And my relationship with my sisters has gone beyond lovers—we’re something even more tightly connected!” Wang Xuebi’s sudden righteous declaration shocks Mom.

“……” Mom falls into thought.

“Since you all think it’s fine… then let’s forget it. From now on, focus on your studies!”

“Long live understanding!!!”

Cheers from Wang Xuebi and his sisters come from the old Wang house next door. Lin Xian, who was peeking from behind the wall, vomits blood in rage and falls off the wall…

Siscon Wang Xuebi’s happy life has only just begun.