Easy Breakfast

Lately I’ve had to drag myself out of bed and make breakfast every day, so I’ve worked out a routine that gets it done in 10 minutes.

• Yogurt (the plain, thick kind is best)
• Oats (bought on eBay)
• Sliced bread
• Eggs
• Lettuce
• Bacon
• Cheese slices

You can figure out the method from the ingredients — it really is that simple. Fry an egg, lay on a cheese slice, dust with black pepper, stack the lettuce, fry the bacon, pile it on, top with a slice of bread, and eat.

The best part: once you’re practiced, it takes under 10 minutes.

If you’ve got perfectionist tendencies, you can skip the bacon and cheese. And if you want to flex, you can even cut it in half.