Honor of Kings Da Qiao Figure

There are always people in this world finding ways to piss you off.

Like a guy who’s ridiculously handsome, has a loli girlfriend, and spends his days cuddling and going at it, living a shameless life.

And yet this same person goes online claiming to be a fat loser otaku, says all women are trash, and — get this — puts on this whole virgin-stench act. How obnoxious is that?

Then he plays Honor of Kings, and what’s even more disgusting is he only uses female characters,理由是 they look good. Like some dead gay guy like “Meituan Wang Sicong” who could just play beefcake heroes and rank up, but no, he has to lose streak after streak with the girls. What kind of flex is that?

To punish a show-off like this, relying on Zhu Niubi alone won’t do it. You’ve got to take action, like telling him:

“Zijing, I bought your wife… ’s figure.”

Sure, Zijing has as many wives as Cola does, but this guy’s been getting hot and bothered over Da Qiao from Honor of Kings lately. And Da Qiao is honestly the best-looking character design in the whole game. Tencent finally got a clue and put out a figure, priced about 30% cheaper than Japanese ones, so I picked one up to check it out.

It came via JD Express, fast delivery. Inside the big box was a smaller box with Da Qiao’s character line printed on it:

“Watching over the sky, the sea, and your Buki…”

Oops, typo. It’s actually:

“Watching over the sky, the sea, and your memories.”

Opening it up, there’s quite a lot inside — a bonus art card, plus assembly parts. The lantern in Da Qiao’s hand needs to be attached yourself, and there’s an instruction sheet telling you how.

The finished product looks pretty good. I’d say it’s at least 80% of a Japanese nendoroid, and considering the price that’s more than fine. Before it arrived I figured it’d be that bootleg domestic quality, but for a new studio’s product it’s surprisingly detailed.

Of course, the Di Renjie figure released before Da Qiao was much simpler — no assembly, no art card, no instructions, just a bare Di Daren. But it’s passable.

I actually bought a second Da Qiao, to give a friend as a birthday present.

Thinking about it, it’s pretty hardcore:

“Zijing, I bought your wife…” “And I gave her to my bro.”