Living with Honor of Kings Xiao Qiao Zhou Yu Figure

Otaku with no girl, playing with his dick, Glasses-wearing handsome otaku, good with married women. Porn in the left hand, girls in the right, Zijing acts tough and gets struck by lightning.

There’s this guy online who calls himself a fat otaku, name of Zijing. Dude’s handsome as hell, goes around banging cute girls every day, yet spends all day posting porn online and saying “women are all trash,” then goes back to rolling around in bed. This kind of flexing is just unbearable. Worst part, he swaps waifus daily. A while back he claimed he’d found his one true love, and soon after he set his claws on his “true love’s” little sister—in other words, his sister-in-law.

As someone who drills Zijing’s sister-in-law every day, drilled all the way up to a district-level silver medal Player, I ended up buying Zijing’s sister-in-law anyway…

In plain terms: “I bought the Xiao Qiao figure from Honor of Kings, and threw in her husband Zhou Yu’s while I was at it.”

That normie Zijing keeps saying Da Qiao is his wife, so Xiao Qiao is his sister-in-law.

Same manufacturer as the Da Qiao figure last time—these two are domestic too.

The box mentions the character’s voice lines, though it’s less flashy than Da Qiao’s.

Honestly I don’t see any flaws in the build. If you buy both together there’s a solid discount, so it’s a hell of a deal.

Unlike the Japanese ones though, domestic figures don’t really do customization—no swappable faces or hairstyles, just one pose. I actually like that, because once a figure’s on the shelf I never touch it again, so a good default pose is all I need. Probably where a lot of the cost gets saved, too.

Zhou Yu’s nothing special. Xiao Qiao’s big fan detaches, and there’s a little stand to hold it. The detail work is actually pretty good.

And in the end you realize Xiao Qiao stands a whole head taller than her big sister Da Qiao.

All in all, domestic figures are decent quality. Xiao Qiao’s still my main hero, and I’m very happy with the purchase. A Sun Shangxiang figure also came out, apparently by Goodsmile—too expensive, I’m not loaded like Zijing, so I skipped it.

One last thing:

Zijing, your sister-in-law is great.