Magical Charming! Review

For a long time, one of the big reasons visual novels get doubted and looked down on by a bunch of hardcore princess-type players is this: the damn thing doesn’t count as a game.

Honestly, I don’t think it counts as a game either. At best it’s an audiobook. I’ve said more than once that when Westerners talk about Japanese eroge, the word they use is always Visual Novels. When our local Japanophile shut-ins are solemnly announcing “I’m playing eroge again this month,” the Westerners are all saying What are you reading?. Of course, visual novels themselves have increasingly become novelized, gradually turning into commercial products that sell purely on art, story, music, porn, or even just first-press bonuses. Development costs aren’t high either—plenty of small doujin circles start out as visual novel companies, and it has that vaguely Chinese-youth-startup vibe.

But this thing wasn’t like that in the past.

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Tayutama 2 -You're the only one- (タユタマ2 -you’re the only one-) Review

Last year Lump of Sugar put out two games…

And each was worse than the last. The first, Renai Relation, had a baffling system and not a single interesting thing in the plot. The second, Kodomo no Asobi, maybe had slightly better writing, but the art was absolutely terrible!

Funny thing, I looked back at the studio’s older stuff—back in 2014 and even earlier they were still doing two titles a year, and the premises were just as dumb as ever, but at least the art was decent. I played Unmei Senjou no Phi too; the system was actually pretty flashy, but for a game billed as a mystery, the story was a total joke…

So I’ve always figured Lump of Sugar pumps these out assembly-line style: someone grabs a premise, holds a meeting, rounds up a few writers (they don’t even have a fixed writing team), the artist is at least consistent with Moekibara Fumitake, the music is whatever, and the only real muscle in the company is the programming side—they’ll cobble together any weird gimmick you can think of. Keyword hunting, fruit slicing, timed hidden third options. Going by that Japanese expose on the eroge industry, Lump of Sugar probably just leans on Moekibara to push the first wave of limited-edition sales and then calls it a day. The stories aren’t really that interesting; it’s mostly carried by the voice acting, art, and programming. So honestly, I don’t play their games all that seriously (same as how I play crap from that shit-tier studio), I just skim through and move on…

This year’s Lump of Sugar feels different though. Maybe they finally got their act together, maybe it’s because it’s their tenth anniversary and they figured holding yet another press conference to announce a new title would be stupid—better to sit down and make a proper commemorative game. So they took their biggest hit from ten years ago, Tayutama -kiss on my deity-, and made a sequel using the same setting. Plenty of people probably remember Tayutama—there was an anime, called Yuu On (Tayutama), and back in the day the studio even did a crossover between the anime and Yuzusoft’s Tenshin Ranman. Pretty nuts, right? They really went all-in. So bringing back the old setting for a sequel has a bit of that Alcot-doing-Clover Day’s vibe—look back at history, look forward to the future, carry on the legacy, march steadily forward.

The sequel is called Tayutama 2 -you’re the only one-, and it continues from the first game. The first game was about the conflict between humans and Tayutai; the second takes place in a town where the heroes of the first game have established a place where humans and Tayutai can coexist peacefully.

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The protagonist, Kusakabe Sora, runs into Kohaku, a Tayutai adopted daughter raised by the first game’s heroine, Izumo Mashiro. He helps her out, the girl decides he’s a good guy, and drags him home to tell her mother she’s going to marry him.

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Tsukikage no Simulacre (月影のシミュラクル) Review

Tsukikage no Simulacre is a free game. I was pretty surprised when it got announced. My first thought: when a Japanese company suddenly announces a free game, 99% of the time it’s a card game. Turns out nope, not a card game — it’s basically galge-style content.

Then I figured, if you’ve got the balls to make it a galge, are you gonna charge me for every choice?

And then the bastards went and slapped “完全無料(ゲーム内課金無し)” on it in giant letters.

So now I’m even more confused. Everyone says the eroge industry in Japan is dying — since when did they start doing charity? And isn’t the standard playbook for disruptive low-price launches to hold a press conference like Meizu used to?

Whatever. Just download it and see. It’s free anyway. Gotta hand it to those dumbasses in Japan and their bargain-bin servers — the official site went down almost immediately, the Dropbox links blew through their traffic cap right after, and only the Google Drive one still worked. As expected of the almighty Google.

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Is it really that hard for you Japanese to rent a VPS??

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Replacing the Middle-Click Switch on a Logitech M570

The Logitech M570 is a solid trackball mouse, it even supports Unifying, and I’ve been happy with it.

But the middle click dies easily. In the end, the double-clicking microswitch was an easy swap, but the middle one is genuinely hard to find.

Well, now I’ve found it.

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Taking Full-Page Website Screenshots with Shutter on Ubuntu Linux

So here’s the thing — I’ve known for a while that Shutter has a “website screenshot” feature.

But I tried it a few times and it never worked, so I figured the feature was just broken. It’s open source, right? Half-finished features are par for the course.

Then today, idiot me finally figured out how you’re actually supposed to use it.

First you need to install a package:

sudo apt install gnome-web-photo

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Installing Sayonara Player on Ubuntu Linux

Sayonara Player is a cross-platform music player with Linux support. The name is the Japanese さよなら — sayonara, goodbye, you get it. The dev isn’t Japanese, no idea why he picked it. Probably thought it sounded cool.

Installing it is easy. PPA works, or just grab the DEB.

sudo apt-add-repository ppa:lucioc/sayonara
sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get install sayonara

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Stir-Fried Udon

Lately I’ve been on a cooking kick, and my efficiency’s been creeping up, so I’ve started trying everything — the easy stuff and the not-so-easy stuff.

This time it was udon. Flavor turned out fine in the end. The presentation… not so much.

I used the pre-made udon from the supermarket. Obviously I can’t make the noodles myself — you can’t reinvent the wheel every day when you cook.

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