Teaka Mamire no Tenshi (手垢塗れの天使) Review

Tegokami Nurete no Tenshi (手垢塗れの天使) is probably pretty well known by now. Before release it was marketed as an eroge about a supposedly pure idol who sells her body behind the scenes via casting couch deals, so the “手垢塗れ” in the title is really an abbreviation. The full phrase is “手垢に塗れる” (teaka ni mamireru), which Japanese dictionaries define as: 多くの人に使用されて汚れる.

What does that mean… getting dirty because a lot of people have used it.

Some people in China translated the game as “The Scarred Angel,” and at first I thought wow, that’s actually got some mood to it, but looking at the actual plot, it really doesn’t fit…

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Better to call it “The Soiled Angel” or “The Bus Angel”… considering the heroine does have her pitiful moments, let’s skip the latter.

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Kimi to Yume Mishi (キミトユメミシ) Review

I once came up with a concept.

It was about dreams, and there were people with a job kind of like “private detective” who specialized in entering people’s dreams. They’d go on adventures inside someone else’s dream, and ultimately change that person’s view of something. And of course, they get paid for it.

Sounds a lot like Inception, I know. But I had a slightly different idea. I figured that since you’re entering “someone else’s dream” as a kind of “detective” or “hunter,” the setting and environment of the dream would all be tied to the dreamer. As the “intruder,” you’d need to adapt to the environment fast and exploit “the dreamer’s own internal logic” to get the advantages you need to finish the job.

Say the dreamer is a hopeless MMO addict. You enter his dream and you’ll probably get dropped into some game-like world. You’d have to quickly adapt to the role the dreamer assigned you in that world, and also disguise yourself so you don’t stick out. That means you need to know the dreamer—their tastes, their personality, even their innermost thoughts. Walk blindly into someone else’s turf and you’ll definitely fail, maybe even lose your chance to ever wake up again…

I thought this setup was cool as hell, and I even wrote a crappy short story based on it. If you’re willing to dig, you can find it on this blog. Though if I went back and read it now I’d spot a million problems—too embarrassing to even look at. Still, I’m thinking about dusting off that concept and rewriting it into a proper piece. Depends on whether I get the time and inspiration.

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Tuning In to the AnimeNFO Anime Radio Station

I do like listening to music, but I also remember everything I’ve ever collected, so sometimes I need to just let random tracks play and see what turns up. Maybe I’ll stumble on something I’ve never heard before.

There’s a good spot for that: AnimeNFO Radio, run by some foreigners, a free station that streams 24 hours a day. You can donate too, of course.

https://www.animenfo.com/radio/

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Floral Flowlove (フローラル・フローラブ) Review

Although I enjoyed Saga Planets’ game from last year, HanaSaki Work Spring! (man, the katakana part of that title is a pain to remember), and considered it a well-rounded game with “no real flaws in the story,” “very entertaining daily conversations,” “cute heroines,” “some standout music,” and “art definitely worth checking out,” I had a bad feeling about the company’s new release this year, Floral Flowlove, from the very start.

So, at first it was described as a “ojou-sama-related” game, which already sounded boring to me. After all, when you hear “ojou-sama,” you think of the kind of thing from Note company—gorgeous style, cultured ladies, and the protagonist either infiltrates or lives a luxurious high-society life as a young master. I had no interest in that kind of setup. Then the full title, character designs, and setting were revealed, and I was completely let down…

“あの日、俺は天使を見た” “That day… I saw an angel.”

And then the story was the usual cliché setup: the protagonist at an elite school surrounded by all kinds of ojou-samas, especially the main heroine who reeked of desperate affection. I saw the scenario was by Tōta, a regular for Yuzusoft, and I even thought about ignoring this game entirely…

Later the OP movie was released. Honestly, it was several orders of magnitude worse than HanaSaki Work Spring!’s. Many of the girls didn’t do anything for me; it was pure moege vibes, the simplest and most粗暴 kind of moege.

But then I thought, I didn’t want to give up on Saga Planets just yet, so I tried the trial version. It turned out there was some substance there, including quite a bit of religious content. And I suddenly realized that the one who shone in the trial wasn’t the heroine who looked laughably desperate, but the foreign princess, Aa-chan. As for the other characters, they seemed just as dumb as expected.

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“If the full game digs into this religion and princess theme, maybe it’ll be salvageable.”

With that thought, I played the full version, intending to “just do the princess route and stop.” I had zero interest in the other characters, and they didn’t seem to have much screen time anyway.

But man, once I started, I couldn’t stop. I did the princess route, then went through all the other routes, and finally stayed up all night to finish the True End.

And my opinion of the game during that playthrough was like a roller coaster—low to high, high to low, then low to high again… This is the first game that gave me such a wild ride and made me slap my own face repeatedly. ISLAND was similar, but that was the writer deliberately showing off, so it’s a different type.

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How to Record GIF Animations on Ubuntu

Two ways to do this. The most versatile is just installing byzanz.

sudo apt install byzanz

After that it’s all command line:

byzanz-record --duration=15 --x=200 --y=300 --width=700 --height=400 out.gif

It supports recording a region, the whole screen, or a window — run man for the details.

Sure, byzanz is powerful and all, but honestly it doesn’t have much over ffmpeg, which can spit out GIFs too. So why don’t we use something with a GUI?

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Review: BlackBerry Priv

Earlier this month I helped a coworker buy a discounted BlackBerry Priv — the one recommended on Smzdm. Based on my coworker’s case, it took a bit over two weeks to reach him via a forwarding service.

The price was pretty cheap, or at least not expensive. After it arrived, I got to play with it for a while since I’d helped with the purchase — maybe half an hour or so. Here are my impressions.

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Pilot 88g Fountain Pen

Call me the pen-losing champion, because I lost the Lamy Alstar again. Damn it.

At this point I don’t even dare take the Lamy 2000 out of the house. Lose that one and I can’t afford a replacement.

So, buy something cheap. Try a different brand. Don’t feel like Lamy anymore — let’s go with Pilot. Word is they’re better suited to writing Asian characters.

I got the Pilot 88g with an F nib. Been using it for a while now.

And honestly? It’s even finer than I expected. As someone with ugly handwriting, this thing is even harder to wrangle.

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