I figure everyone’s got a dream, but it keeps shifting with age and circumstances. The very first one we ever had—aside from those endless dumbass questions teachers ask, “what do you wanna be when you grow up”—was probably always school-related, deep down. A buddy of mine, Crab Boss, his dream was to open an internet cafe right across from the school. “I’ll open a net cafe right across from school, rig it with the sickest machines, run the sickest membership perks, pull in the sickest kids, and piss off every last one of those dumbass teachers.” Crab Boss really loved hanging out at net cafes back then. Hmm… sometimes he’d drag me along too. Another friend, Tao-san, his dream was to bang every woman on earth.