Apparently every woman on earth owns one of these things. It’s called the Luna Mini 2. And naturally, I got told to buy one too. Supposedly it’s for washing your face. But after staring at it for a while, all I see is a vibrating motor shaped like a massager, wrapped in rubber nubs that look like a shoe brush. You smear soap or cleanser on your face, rub this thing around while it buzzes, then rinse. Done. So it’s a shrunken-down vibrator for your face. And you’re telling me this thing costs 900+ yuan? Highway robbery?