I never had a lamp by my bed, just this thing that looks like a Shift key and glows when you press it. I used it as a desk lamp, more or less. Unsurprisingly, it died pretty fast. It cost 10 yuan, so whatever. So to imitate the sheer flex of my personal idol, that miboy Wu Lao’er, I figured I had to buy a lamp. Can’t afford a fancy one, so I went cheap, and it turned out the Mi Home LED desk lamp was actually in stock. So I bought it.